Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My God, what did I do before Facebook? I guess I had to call people and see how they're doing! Now I… — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Among the social media - I've tried them all - Facebook is a bit of a game, but Twitter is a productivity… — Nouriel Roubini Copy Share Image
If life was easy then everything would fall in your lap. But it isn't, so keep on striving to the end because… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never take life too seriously - no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
As attorney general, I would work with my colleagues in other states to launch a major antitrust investigation to look into the… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes…… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
If you're on Facebook and you're trying to reach out, you really have to figure out how to feed and please its… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
The first few days without a cellphone were difficult. I felt liberated from the static of Facebook and Twitter but feared that… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
Facebook draws from the public and public-interest sphere, a simultaneously bold and modest step towards acknowledging that our new networked technologies deeply… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube have sparked a booming industry of so-called influencers - people with large-scale followings who are paid considerable… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
Many people judge you and don't believe to whatever decision you are making but as long as you believe in yourself thats… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
