The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Because Facebook can't exist without AI, it needs all its engineers to build with it. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to… — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we dont talk, he works out alone, and I go home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.” — Janelle Randazza Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As long as Facebook and other social-media platforms make money by increasing engagement without much regard to the content they algorithmically amplify,… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. That was hard… — Alexia Fast Copy Share Image
We're on Twitter with one side of our personality, and Facebook with another, and LinkedIn with another side of our personality, and… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
“Facebook is a ghetto for the creative part of society. It was created so the rest of society can function without having… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
We think Facebook and Google know a lot about us - who knows more about us than AmEx, MasterCard and Visa? They… — Anthony Goldbloom Copy Share Image
Facebook knew in December 2015 that data had been harvested on Cambridge Analytica's behalf. It denied this until I came forward and… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
“Despite its revolutionary promises, Facebook can turn our everyday lives into that wedding we have all heard about: the one where the… — Meg Jay Copy Share Image
I don't know how much thought is behind it, but it seems to me highly effective the way that Facebook will let… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned. — Cameron Winklevoss Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
