Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The truth may make you bitter; but it must make you better.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
Facebook stood for making the world more open and connected, sharing more. — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
We All Have Problems, Some Of Us Just Choose Not To Post Them On Facebook..!! — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I go to the gym and I forgot how to lift. But not Facebook, Tweet, throw pics on instagram while texting girls. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
What do you want forget what everyone else wants. That's why I don't understand a post on facebook with comments and the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever talked to someone who is well- educated but unhappy? Rich but sad? Talented but depressed? Beautiful but rejected? What… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With the evolution of social media that includes blogging, Facebook, and Twitter, who and how information is delivered has changed tremendously. The… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
The biggest potential of Facebook is that people can build networks. For business persons, it means that they can build their list… — Darren L Johnson Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, Go f*ck yourself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The wind taught me never to forget old friends, by blowing them back to me.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
