Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Microsoft, Disney, Ford, Facebook, and a hundreds and thousands of other companies that affect us daily all began life as baby companies,… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Whether it's a social network post or a random act of kindness, I don't share for "likes" I share for love.” — Terry a O'Neal Copy Share Image
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out… — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just ask for what you want. I requested a six-month break from Facebook to visit my parents; I asked to switch projects.… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
“People in the modern world are the most bored generation. They keep refreshing their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter pages to see if… — Awdhesh Singh Copy Share Image
You have to let kids live their own lives and make their mistakes, but it is difficult now because there are so… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
A swarm of new business tools coming to phones and desktops near you promise to boost efficiency and streamline collaboration by borrowing… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
One of the craziest things i've seen on fb is when people post pictures of them-self crying, ijs we all know how… — Tony G Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think social networking is absolutely here to stay. Now, whether or not the label will Facebook forever, depends in part, I… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Silicon Valley engineers and employees may well be overwhelmingly liberal, but Facebook is run by the algorithms they program, which optimize for… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
