Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The wind taught me never to forget old friends, by blowing them back to me.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is… 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find someone who will tell you they love you. It's hard to find someone that means it. — Zhat Copy Share Image
Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !! — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The assumption should be that we will not appear in print or the blogosphere. Having dinner should not be fodder for Facebook.… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
Once a few Facebook employees put together a promising idea and start a company, that's very exciting to people. I happen to… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
It's possible that Generation Facebook, accustomed as it is to a whole range of experiences that it only imbibes online, doesn't have… — Noreena Hertz Copy Share Image
“I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
“You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to 'love thy neighbor,' connecting… — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
I get so happy when someone take my status and get more likes than I did because that means my words are… — Sim Copy Share Image
The days of the Pentagon Papers debates seem long past, when a sudden transparency yielded insight into fights over war and peace… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
