Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know why but I never run out of status each time I think of you.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
“Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mumbling along to a song you dont really know but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Life: Every second gives you a chance to turn it all around... and every second is a chance for it all to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I've learned in school: if the homework is study or read...you don't have any homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if you don't like me, I'm not on this Earth to fucking please you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
None of your Facebook quotes Define anyones Life or Future Because there is a GOD — Day Lopez Copy Share Image
I have a problem not hearing what they say about me and don't give a fuck for haters. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
There should be a special TV channel for all those old canceled cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to much lotion on and don't know where to put it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
