The past can't be forgotten, changed, edited,or erased...It can only be accepted... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If U don't hear from me in a few days, then Just Know Am having Brain Upgrade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Childrens ambitions in school are often a glass ceiling, an obstacle to what they can accomplish. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
You'll know when you've touched a heart. They'll act in a very different way that you have never imagined. — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
I studied everything but never topped. but today, the topnotcher of the best universities are my employees... — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Facebook Status are more coneectnd I think, while twitter create so much confusion in users minds. Because people post so many links… — Sihle Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Never knew liking somebody status on facebook ment you had to know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
