The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending over backwards or side stepping responsibility. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
84 people died and 11 were injured in London as Rick Ross attempted to crowd surf at his concert. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to be far with someone you love..but it is harder to know that the one you love make's way to… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance... The 5 stages of buying fruits. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I think am the favorite BOOK of BillIONs of Readers and Song for few Blinds! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Don't post hunting for ego boost, yeah I have a tolerance, but it ends with daily selfies. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the storm's not only make us stronger…but they bring us closer together — Anonymous Copy Share Image
