Facebook status Quotes · Page 25

Sometimes two crazy people can drive each other totally sane.

— JDWhyNot

The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

— Anonymous

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

— Anonymous

There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show.

— Anonymous

Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are many fake people who are always kind to you.Beware!!!

— Abhishek Tiwari

A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up.

— Nikhil Saluja

The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.

— Anonymous

Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded people.

— Brii Ann

That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you either on leaves or…

— Kand3n

When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find…

— Lisa's Voice

The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed…

— Anonymous

Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon

— Emanuel Sebastiao

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.

— Anonymous

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only…

— Hussein Nishah

Stop sending me invites for events Unknown Person

— CJ

You never hear skinny people saying, 'Im just small boned.'

— Anonymous

Those who never know love never know fear those love always fear

— X JVale

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.

— Anonymous

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

— Nikhil Saluja

Watching the Olympics reminds me of how much talent I don't have.

— Anonymous

Why I try samples at stores: 5% Im thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food

— Anonymous

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

— Anonymous

Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast.

— Nikhil Saluja

You And I might not end up together, but I like to tease the idea

— Underated

Wish girls had it simple and guys had it difficult.

— Anonymous

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

— Anonymous

I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.

— Anonymous

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game.

— Anonymous

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

— Anonymous

All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else.

— Anonymous

I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.

— Anonymous

What the fuck do you want from me? is the new hello.

— Nikhil Saluja

Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

It's okay not to be liked by everyone. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

She might as well post, Need attention NOW as her Facebook status.

— Anonymous

Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say.

— Livefree2dream44

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.

— Anonymous