Facebook status Quotes · Page 26

Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

— Nikhil Saluja

SHUT UP! You don't know me ...but your boyfriend does

— Anonymous

I never pay my attention. he's going to die poor.

— Nikhil Saluja

One life, one chance that's all we get Don't have regrets Live life to the best of it.

— Kenny Janssen

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

— Anonymous

Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex.

— Anonymous

SPEAK ONLY WHEN U FEEL THAT UR WORDS IS BETTER THAN UR SILENCE

— Airagirl Here

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

— Becca

I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a…

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make…

— Anonymous

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.

— Anonymous

I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is…

— Anonymous

Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

— Oluwasegun

People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me…

— Anonymous

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.

— Anonymous

'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.

— Anonymous

Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced.

— Anonymous

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when theres a guy working at Victorias Secret.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.

— Hussein Nishah

Capture every moment because it could just be your last.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

If there must be a trouble let it be in my day, then my children can live in peace.

— Anonymous

When I do good no one remembers when I do bad no one forgets.

— Enhance Dreams

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

— Nikhil Saluja

You dont get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

— Anonymous

I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat…

— Anonymous

I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

— Anonymous

I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

— Anonymous

Girls now a days be almost as THIRSTY as some of the guys..

— Anonymous

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

— Anonymous

Im in the backyard painting a big blue square so google earth thinks I have a swimming pool.

— Anonymous

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you need to keep moving.

— Anonymous

LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.

— Kand3n

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.

— Anonymous

Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?

— Anonymous