When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if I fall in love again with someone new, it can never be the way I loved you.. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have the best lovelife in the world.. BUT I am blessed with super great friends in the land.. thanks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Fall, Thank you for giving me a reason to wear cute boots and drink pumpkin spice lattes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone is always gonna talk about you.. so you might as well give them something to talk about — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a dream thats worth more then my reality. And pride thats worth more then a salary. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like if you always wanted to have the force like Popeye after eating Spinach — Kand3n Copy Share Image
