Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me being mean: Can you shut the fuck up? Me being nice: Can you please shut the fuck up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
MyWeakness; cute texts, tight hugs, and chill nights talking about everything & nothing. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody has A perfect Life, Everybody has their own PROBLEMS..Some people just know how to deal with it in a Perfect way!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I wish I was the girl who everyone wanted to be, instead of the one which everyone bullies. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We cant and we dont READ MINDS. So SPEAK UP if you want us to know whats on your mind. — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
