Facebook status Quotes · Page 29

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

— Cuts And Scars

Fellas: If you want your girl to remain an Angel...create a heaven for her.

— Anonymous

So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.

— Anonymous

Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a daddy.

— Kand3n

There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl?

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

That moment when your ask you who are you txting...

— Jameel Petillo

Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

— Anonymous

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.

— Anonymous

Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece.

— Nikhil Saluja

The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know.

— Anonymous

Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.

— Nikhil Saluja

Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing omg embarrassing eww

— Kand3n

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think 'How the fuck does someone look like that?!'

— Anonymous

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

— Nikhil Saluja

Lucky is the man who wins the first love of a woman But luckier is the woman who wins the last love…

— Anonymous

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status.

— Anonymous

Fear nothing. Except polar bears. Those mother fuckers are huge..

— King Dennie

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Constantly wondering why your life isn't a reality show.

— Anonymous

You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind.

— Joanne Lobedica

The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol

— MoCHY

Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook.

— Kand3n

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you damn lose me.

— Unkown

Even Candy Crush invitation on facebook from your crush seems significant.

— Bibeka

Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality.

— Strawberry

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

— Nikhil Saluja

I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'

— Anonymous

Don't hate me for who I am now, hate me for who I'll become in your face.

— Abisai Pena

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

The amazing moment when you type your homework on google and found exactly what you need.

— Anonymous

Bro, where'd you get that outfit? Build a queer..?

— Kyle Sirak

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must.

— Anonymous

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everything seems dirtier when it's late at night.

— Anonymous

Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.

— Blondie