Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life for like 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the… — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
Girl: Why You Post My Name On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me WhatS On My… — Babloo Copy Share Image
For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking. — M4ster Strider Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't feel sad when I see my X flirting with someone ...come On!!!! I'm generous I share my used toy's to… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't mind if others don't like me. After all,I'm not a Facebook status. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You think youre pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on trying to be mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend would willing to listen your unimportant and scrubby story. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it. — Nate Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
