My silence does not means I forgot..the mountain is silent but have volcano inside!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot. — Faira Here Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together, Never give up on hope — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God only give yu what yu can handle so that means there's only alil I cant — X JVale Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
