Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate you to the moon and back, That's alot of hate to give (: Feel special bitch ¥ — Sarthakx Copy Share Image
Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish youd pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words Im too scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forget about likes and dislikes. they are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. — Majesty Copy Share Image
You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Embrace your imperfections for they are the only thing that truly belong to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human being are some of character in games, They refill energy in sleeping — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface…unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
