Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I'm gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we stop talking to a person, because we no longer know what to say anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs…that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do.' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Difference people difference style difference result with difference perceptions and there the trademark and the differences views from other people will see… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Yes I'm pissed off and most people irritate me.But if people weren't so ignorant, self absorbed and down right stupid,i wouldn't have… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have to please you, besides I am not a facebook status to be liked — Author Name Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You live, you laugh, you love, you learn. You scream, you cry, you crash, you burn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to find the best quotes on Google to put on your facebook status, just to get attention! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD's. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
To young for marriage, to old for games, to smart for players and to fly for lames. — Amanda Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listening to songs from when you were younger and realizing how dirty the lyrics are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you're proud to have her . — Danny Waz Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your voice cracks right when you start talking to your crush.. — King Dennie Copy Share Image
