It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your wide awake and you look over at your friend and there sleeping still:/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The strongest people you know are the ones who need a hug most… Give a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do what you feel in your heart to be right ..for youll be criticized anyway. (Eleanor Roosevelt) — Kand3n Copy Share Image
My get up and go, got up and went. I need to get up and go find it, but it went. So… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I don't want a relation where people say,''they look so cute together'' I want a relation where people say,''look how happy they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day before you sleep, Life should ask you: 'Do you want to save changes?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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