That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring… — Dix Copy Share Image
If it looks like a frog, hops like a frog & croaks like a frog. I don't care how many times you… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know that the biggest possible favor that I can ask from you..? that's taking good care of yourself while were… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
When Words Fail.. Action Speaks.. When Action Fails.. Eyes Speak.. When Eyes Fail.. Tears Speak.. And When Everything Else Fails.. 'Silence' Speaks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I curse myself for not grabbing the right time for the thing I waited my whole life! — Habeebah(Kanoorbee Copy Share Image
Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Copy Share Image
Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it was life support. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Its better to love someone you cant have than to have someone you cant love — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep going each step may get harder but don't stop. The view is beautiful at the top. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
