Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Its better to love someone you cant have than to have someone you cant love — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep going each step may get harder but don't stop. The view is beautiful at the top. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people post stuff online then tell others to stay out of their business, when you post something publicly you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do.' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs…that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Difference people difference style difference result with difference perceptions and there the trademark and the differences views from other people will see… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Bad Girls Club is like a car wreck..its terrible but you just can't turn away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile — Uknown Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
The strongest people you know are the ones who need a hug most… Give a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
