That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but dont want to sing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make a facebook account and the name be 3,000 People, so when I put a good facebook status I… — Carlee Riane Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.' — Patience Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As my Friend if u hear people discussing me either YOU check them or let me know. If u entertain the conversation,… — LaTruth Hampton Copy Share Image
In 3 words I can sum up what I've learned so far: About Life: It goes on. About Love: It doesn't last.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks like you're shooting water out of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans… As they reach over for their fourth slice… — Kevin Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass. — Blondie Copy Share Image
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here I confess; I miss being silly with you, laughing with you, smiling because of you. — Kara Copy Share Image
When you don't give someone your attention, they have no power over you. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
