Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We are stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is a quote and lying is the new truth. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Its true we dont know what weve got until its gone,but we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives. — Nix Copy Share Image
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkard moment, when people act like they know your best friend better than you. -_- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're the angel from the heaven and down this earth and snatch my heart away..!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't care about 'something', until 'something' happens to deal with you. — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend is a friend who's able to remember your birthday without Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person from the Facebook statuses he or she likes. — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the only social network where by relationship can be ruined easily — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
