Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't ever show pictures or post things just to make anyone jealous coz One day if they will have the last laugh… — Raveen Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Copy Share Image
I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country???… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture... O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing closer to me in line will not make it go faster. Sincerely, Back the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Meeting people who are GENUINE with no ulterior motives is such a BLESSING, but very RARE. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After reading this status, you will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize a second the — Anonymous Copy Share Image
