Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot. — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller, and to make it harder for them to run… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
Some people need to think about how they would feel if they were put in the situation they are putting others in.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas Copy Share Image
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
