My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life. — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook... — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
There are always people willing to do anything to help you, its just a shame that there are far more people willing… — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Read My Status & Question If It's About You, Its Not. Its Just Your Guilty Conscience. Stop Trying To Insert… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They only want you when they can't have you and when they can have you they don't want you. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You thought you were a nothing, but you're really a something, which makes you an anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting you from Facebook. — Blondie Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
