Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its true we dont know what weve got until its gone,but we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives. — Nix Copy Share Image
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychological Fact:Whenever you think about someone a lot,It's because they were thinking of you first. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you mix up your sweet breath for your visine your going to have a bad day. — Antonio Copy Share Image
The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Kayla Zmayefski Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
