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Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;] — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computer only have 5th generations; But the 1st generations worth expensive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit — Blackson Beats Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are… — Author Name Copy Share Image
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The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the… — Julian Copy Share Image
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