Facebook status Quotes · Page 8

I smile because I have no idea whats going on.

— Reina

A pretty face doesn't mean a pretty heart!

— Anonymous

LMS is like PMS but totally different.

— Anonymous

Life is not fair, am thinking how to bleach

— MoCHY

I want a real relationship; not a facebook one

— Anonymous

Phases of Love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex!

— Anonymous

Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice

— Nikhil Saluja

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

— Nikhil Saluja

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty.

— Anonymous

Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving..

— Kevin McCarty

Who remembers blowing air into their Nintendo 64s to get it to work?

— Anonymous

True love is indescribable, yet self-explanatory.

— Nikhil Saluja

Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.

— Anonymous

Everybody wanna be cuffed and taken but nobody wants to be committed & faithful.

— Anonymous

Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D

— Anonymous

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN…

— Anonymous

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt…

— Anonymous

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?'

— Anonymous

I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people…

— Anonymous

Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act…

— Anonymous

Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT'S LIFE!

— Tanya Bianco

I'm looking for a lover not a friend, somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to, I'm looking…

— Anonymous

Why is the majority of people & things today based on image, like if someone does'nt meet your attractive status ,people think…

— Syoung

Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really…

— Anonymous

Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which…

— Brian Zilinek

If there is one lesson I am happy to take from life it is this. Life can tear you apart it can…

— Anonymous

Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now…

— Onyeulo Amarachi

Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,…

— Kevin McCarty

S/o to the people who aren't even on FB, but use a friend or relative page that you friends with to be…

— Tg

You don't get to choose, You just fall.

— Nikhil Saluja

Father: The banker nature gave children.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a finger in the butt.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex on the phone - Direct line

— Nikhil Saluja

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex on tour - Nationwide

— Nikhil Saluja

Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

— Nikhil Saluja

Periods. Mother natures cock block.

— Nikhil Saluja