Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. Its about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Copy Share Image
People tell me they dont like me, well truth is I never said you had to Im not a Facebook status. — Tam'rah Angel Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a status with your lovers name. & turns out the one stalkinq him/her is just a… — Erica Jade Montoya Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a In a relationship with ______ while I'm flirting with ______ while I still have feelings for ______ while I'm fucking ______ button.. Smh. — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I put my situation as 'i am still alone' and 'i am standing with my loneliness world' which is living in annoying… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they probably fainted from excitement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get… — Fahim Copy Share Image
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every… — SAM (THE BEST Copy Share Image
There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how you love me, and just knowing you are there loving me, makes me stronger, and more confident¦ With your… — Karen Kostyla Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
