Old Saying ¦ Think before you speak. New saying ¦ GOOGLE, before you post. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
F I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
George Zimmerman murdered a teen: Bail set at $150,000. Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test: Bail set at $300,000 This is our justice system. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I look back on all that's happend.. Growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me..There were times when we dreamed together,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you or disappoint you, but they can't prevent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lady wants a man who's there for her when she's feeling down to pick her back up, a man who encourages… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
They say if you're bi, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat,… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK -Log On -Check Notification, Message, Friend Request -Poke Everyone Back -Go On Homepage -Do The Happy Birthday Ritual -Go Back To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people doesn't know the importance of time. A gift you give that you cannot get back...and some just take advantage of… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook… — Nastiya Copy Share Image
Don't force yourself to forget the person you love ..never use other people just to forget him/her cause you don't know how… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
