MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your insurance broker has your telephone number, but your insurance broker doesn't have your Facebook ID. I think they are very different… — Brian Acton Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Chinese government still would like to see U.S. Internet companies explore the Chinese market, providing they are willing to abide by… — Robin Li Copy Share Image
“Facebook is to mental health, what fossil fuel is to climate health.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone who complains about all the drama that goes on, on facebook are usually the people causing the drama because nobody else… — Universalclockwork Copy Share Image
Don't go around fire and expect not to come out smelling like smoke — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ife brings tears, smiles and memories. The tears dry, the smiles fade, but the memories last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Many people judge you and don't believe to whatever decision you are making but as long as you believe in yourself thats… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I have to compete, I shall claim defeat. I refuse to repeat being cheated. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Feels wild and wants to do something extreme so has decided to run with scissors — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since social networks gained popularity extremely rapidly, there had been a debate as to whether social media was a fad. There are… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Now every person edits the story they tell about themselves, carefully ensuring what the world looks at - whether it's over Instagram,… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
