She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
I always open the medicine cabinet quietly. The sleeping pills don't like to be woken. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The people you're friends with on Facebook or the people you follow on Twitter are trusted sources of information. — Jonathan Klein Copy Share Image
The attacks against me and Rappler began appearing on Facebook in the summer of 2016. A year later President Rodrigo Duterte was… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
Maybe there won't be stars, maybe there won't be retweets, but by God there'll be slying! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
It is categorically untrue that Cambridge Analytica has never used Facebook data. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook or anything. I just feel like my life is better without it. — Ben Lloyd-Hughes Copy Share Image
If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is illegal for foreign entities to buy political ads in the United States. But that didn't stop the purchase of thousands… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing...… — Kassidy Michael Copy Share Image