MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Services like Google and Facebook only exist because of the social acceptance of a mass amount of distributed volunteer labor from tons… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
You know, Twitter, they tried to cancel me. Facebook has tried to cancel me. — Lauren Boebert Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the media, I do not feel recognised, but that's because I don't put myself in the media. I'm not a player… — Sergio Busquets Copy Share Image
Facebook is about seeing what your friend is doing. Twitter, you follow different people. Flipboard is about passions and interests and topics,… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
Since when likes on facebook decide if your beautiful or not?!You could be the prettiest human being but what helps you that… — Ewshy Copy Share Image
One of the craziest things i've seen on fb is when people post pictures of them-self crying, ijs we all know how… — Tony G Copy Share Image
You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The younger generation has embraced Twitter and Facebook massively, and they spend most of their time on there. So if I want… — Armin van Buuren Copy Share Image
I Bought 1 Gigabyte Of Data Just To Unfriend People Who Complain About Their Relationships And The Weather. — Maoza Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
