Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
It's almost embarrassing to be out in public and someone comes up to you and says, 'My mother had the same thing… — Jon Lester Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing to be involved in the same business as the mainstream comic thing. It's still very embarrassing to tell other adults… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
My style as a human being is to indulge people who need to escape, yet I insist on confronting them as a… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
I always say that in order to appreciate warm weather, you must experience cold. I wouldn't change one thing - all the… — Floyd Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend, I'll be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“There was a knock on the bedroom door. “Matt?” Fuck. “Nope. Silence. “Would you be the owner of the leather pants?” “Yep.”… — Christine Price Copy Share Image
When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
I don't have Facebook or Twitter accounts yet. Being a compulsive storyteller, I always make up for myself discouraging stories about how… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
One thing we should all understand is that we are brutally honest with search engines. You show me your search history, and… — Mikko Hypponen Copy Share Image
Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them be embarrassing. — Yevgeny Yevtushenko Copy Share Image
The things keeping you back-these embarrassing, boring, stupid obstacles-are the heart of what it is to be human. They’re the whole reason… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
My parents were hugely supportive like that. I was always the best - it's so embarrassing, isn't it? I was always the… — Francesca Annis Copy Share Image
I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I went to a fancy dress party as a punk. I went through a stage of being a wannabe punk from the… — Georgia Groome Copy Share Image
I'm an old-school, embarrassing Joni Mitchell fan. Her music made a hook in my soul and hasn't let go for all these… — Edie Falco Copy Share Image
If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In December of 2002, the late Richard Corliss, a respected movie critic with a long and illustrious career, wrote an embarrassing letter… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
My experiences are universal. I'm not doing anything embarrassing - to me what would be embarrassing is to talk about minutia. It… — Mary Gauthier Copy Share Image
I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It was beyond embarrassing or humiliating or even mortifying. It was ego-slaying! — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
