You want eggs with your jokes or just an ass whoopin.. Kids these days think there smarter than the average bear.. But… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I have always had a reputation for being frugal - less kind people might call me cheap. But my interest in building… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I don't eat fish and chicken and all that. But I will have some eggs. So I'm not technically a vegan. But… — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
When you take into public ownership a profitable industry the profits soon disappear. The goose that laid the golden eggs goes broody.… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Yesterday's news feeds our fear that our neighbours are more likely than not to be bad eggs: benefit fraudsters, bogus asylum seekers,… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
I enjoy going for brunch at Granger & Co. in Notting Hill and having my all-time favourite: poached eggs and avocado on… — Emilia Wickstead Copy Share Image
The cheapest gadget - and you don't even have to spend a dime - is chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant. I use… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baking makes me focus. On weighing the sugar. On sieving the flour. I find it calming and rewarding because, in fairness, it… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
You know how most people think that eggs are great sources of protein? Well, you only get about six grams from an… — Kathy Freston Copy Share Image
There is talk ... of our constructing Dnieprostroy through our own means. The means needed are great, several hundred millions. Let us… — Joseph Stalin Copy Share Image
I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journeywork of the stars, And the pismire is equally perfect, and… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
[At the end of the story, its main character, Tom] is now a great man of science, and can plan railroads, and… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without… — Charles Gavan Duffy Copy Share Image
When I was a young boy, I loved spending hours in St. Franics Xavier's school library at Saint Louis University. The feel… — William Lacy Clay, Jr Copy Share Image
I love eggs and toast, and my friends and I will always get table pancakes to share. Then, in the afternoon, it's… — Ashley Roberts Copy Share Image
On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
Fresh, organic, cage-free eggs that slip right out of the shell are a versatile gift of the food world and can be… — Suzanne Somers Copy Share Image
I don't eat any animals or anything that has to do with animals. No fish or egg or dairy because I personally… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of all land animals eaten or used to produce milk and eggs in the United States are factory farmed. So… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I live a pretty domestic and normal life. I make my kids breakfast most mornings, but nothing too elaborate - soft-boiled eggs… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
I eat 6 or 7 raw vegetables every day, 4 or 5 pieces of fresh fruit. I eat egg whites each day.… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
I wanted to build up a little nest egg and go back to L.A. and choose roles that I wanted to do… — Estella Warren Copy Share Image
We decided to go ahead and thaw my eggs that I had retrieved at the mansion, and none of them survived the… — Bridget Marquardt Copy Share Image
Words had become overnight just little coins, insignificant and unfreighted, to be exchanged for ribbons, buttons, for an apple or an egg. — Jo Baker Copy Share Image
The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits,… — Alasdair Gray Copy Share Image
Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but… — Tom Hollander Copy Share Image
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Why do men delight in work? Fundamentally, I suppose, because there is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
His eyes were eggs of unstable crystal, vibrating with a frequency whose name was rain and the sound of trains, suddenly sprouting… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
You take a book, and what can you do with a book? Can you cook an egg on a book? No. Can… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
... to die on a kitchen floor at 7 o'clock in the morning while other people are frying eggs is not so… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It seemed clear to me early on that one of the things a photograph could do was make a reality, and I… — Justine Kurland Copy Share Image
“My ducks give me eggs, and I took two of those eggs and nurtured them under a dome to produce two ducklings.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Most doctors want to keep their success rates high, so they'd rather deal with someone who is younger, who has healthier eggs… — GloZell Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let him between your legs he say your cute he says your fine 9 months… — Mariannie Copy Share Image
The serious people who took him seriously never felt quite sure of his deportment; they were somehow aware that trusting their reputations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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