Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it,… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
One of my rules is pay more, eat less. You do get what you pay for, and if you're willing to pay… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. — Dorothy Canfield Fisher Copy Share Image
Every decently-made object, from a house to a lamp post to a bridge, spoon or egg cup, is not just a piece… — Kevin McCloud Copy Share Image
When the urge to bake strikes, it strikes hard and fast. You want to get in the kitchen and start breaking eggs… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to… — Wayne Rooney Copy Share Image
The hard reality is that the omelette has been made and you cannot get your egg back. — K.P. Fabian Copy Share Image
If you're a retail investor, you have set aside some of your hard-earned money for investment or to create a nest egg,… — Vito Fossella Copy Share Image
I remember my grandmother used to always say, 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket.' But when I realized that music… — Dianne Reeves Copy Share Image
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Hip-hop has always been chronologically misunderstood. Too many times, people are hearing the story from the second floor. Nobody's heard the story… — Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five Copy Share Image
I put the guitar back in the case. I can't even look at it anymore. Instead, I want to make brownies. I… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Most uncomfortable! Did we lose anyone? Head count! Lee Ark, Leetu, and Brunstetter. Three. Should we count the meech egg? No, I… — Donita K. Paul Copy Share Image
Throughout high school, I peddled my eggs, had a vendor stand at the local curb market - precursor to today's farmers' markets… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
The asymmetry of time, the arrow that points from past to future, plays an unmistakable role in our everyday lives: it accounts… — Sean M. Carroll Copy Share Image
The bottom line is that I'm an actor, so when somebody pitches me a great part, it's a no-brainer. You never know… — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's… — Chick Hearn Copy Share Image
So was it a political mistake for Obama to put so many eggs in the health-care-reform basket? Well, a negative decision from… — Eric Alterman Copy Share Image
Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
