We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's a new era at Disney. From now on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be known as Person of No… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
Sleep! I feel the need of it, as never I thought any dwarf could , riding is tiring work. Yet my axe… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
From dwarf tossing to drug taking: The legislator has no place in voluntary exchanges between consenting adults, as dodgy and as dangerous… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
Dwarfs can make revolutions easier than giants, because theirs will be unexpected! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
We are like dwarfs [the moderns] sitting on the shoulders of giants [the ancients]. Our glance can thus take in more things… — Bernard of Chartres Copy Share Image
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons.' Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
To be a dwarf in peace is more honourable than to be a giant in war! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Self-realization sounds good. But what if only an enraged dwarf emerges? — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Dwarf is dwarf even at the top of the mountain; giant is giant even at the bottom of the well! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The Internet will not become a money machine until the banking industry figures out how to transfer money for free so you… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?...You mean to say, that you're a daughter of Eve?...Y-yes, but,… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I take it as a given that God's knowledge of the Cerebus storyline dwarfs my own as God's knowledge of everything dwarfs… — Dave Sim Copy Share Image