Dave Sim

'Cerebus' is my attempt at a literary work.

— Dave Sim

I think the more rational explanation is that the excision of a five-to-six-foot leech from the surface of a human body means…

— Dave Sim

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

— Dave Sim

You can walk as carefully as you want through a mine field; it is still a mine field. But it's also true…

— Dave Sim

Feminists are in an untenable position, defending something they no longer believe in, and which history will force them to recognize was…

— Dave Sim

“When you're running a bureaucracy the best way to safeguard your job is to make sure you're the only one who knows…

— Dave Sim

Leftists always want to... circle around subjects... rather than addressing any subject directly.

— Dave Sim

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

— Dave Sim

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

— Dave Sim

The problem is maddening. The thing you seek is so close, you feel you could reach out and touch it. You feel…

— Dave Sim

Leftist reactions are always histrionic.

— Dave Sim

These are ideas. I could say that they just came to me, but it would be more accurate to say that I…

— Dave Sim

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do…

— Dave Sim

It was pure guesswork on my part back in 1979 as to whether I would have the stamina to write, pencil, ink,…

— Dave Sim

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

— Dave Sim

I know what you're going to say! 'They are men, and men should be free.' A free man is dangerous to himself…

— Dave Sim

North American leftists just keep trying to relive the '60s, or to make the '60s happen again.

— Dave Sim

It's very dangerous to pretend to be open-minded when you're the exact opposite. I think feminists are only making it worse by…

— Dave Sim

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if…

— Dave Sim

If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.

— Dave Sim

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

— Dave Sim

I'm comfortable having a specific audience to write to. I like the idea that my audience doesn't see what I do as…

— Dave Sim

Gone is the blinding glow in his hands - gone, too, is the illusion of purity and beauty! In it's place all…

— Dave Sim

For the first time in your conscious memory; for the first time in fact, since your were a baby; a single tear,…

— Dave Sim

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

— Dave Sim