The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I cannot live a life where I'm deprived. I'd much rather be five, 10 pounds heavier. With my luck, I'll get myself… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Black people have this thing about calling themselves apes and monkeys I know they get real (whatever) and I don't blame em'.… — Sean Price Copy Share Image
I'm sorry Finn. I'm a wooden-headed dummy.' Don't be so hard on yourself,' said Finn. 'You're just a straw-brained scarecrow. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
My momma hustled and never let anyone call her a dummy. She taught me a lot. Honestly, she taught me everything I… — Sexyy Red Copy Share Image
God bless my soul, woman, the more personal you are the better! This is a story of human beings - not dummies!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I drop styles on ears...the public bite 'em. Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write 'em. They say, "Yo… — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
It's nice of you to say I'm your best friend. You are my best friend, dummy. Really? You are my best friend.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
What I notice, as a historian reading stories about so-called nature miracles, the walking on the water, or the miraculous catch of… — John Dominic Crossan Copy Share Image
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It is the wicked deception of love that it begins by making us dwell not upon a woman in the outside world… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
When the white man turns tyrant it is his own freedom that he destroys.He becomes a sort of hollow,posing dummy,the conventional figure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's… — William Safire Copy Share Image
Dummy Dum Dum was my nickname for years at school. I was the strange one of the family, the one who couldn't… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Certainly, words can be as abusive as any blow. . . . When a three-year-old yells, "You're so stupid! What a dummy!"… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Interchangeability and versatility unlocks so many styles of play for your team. It's not the end all be all, but it helps… — Shane Battier Copy Share Image
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped… — Phil Esposito Copy Share Image
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
When we can't hold back, or set boundaries, on what comes from our lips, our words are in charge-not us. But we… — Henry Cloud Copy Share Image
Consider the clinicaltrials by which drugs are tested in human subjects.5 Before a new drug can enter the market, its manufacturer must… — Marcia Angell Copy Share Image
I will try to hold on to the intense feeling. I will both be glad that that’s no longer happening and kind… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image