“I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." "I mean you, dummy.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I hope people have pulled something about me and said "Hey Mr. T loves his mother, hey Mr. T ain't no dummy,… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
“I’d let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn’t think of an eloquent… — Michael Stark Copy Share Image
I saw the Nutcracker to be a dummy as I thought of its mouth moving like a nutcracker - and also find… — Matthew Bourne Copy Share Image
I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When one watches some tired hack on the platform mechanically repeating the familiar phrases - bestial atrocities, iron heel, blood-stained tyranny, free… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Cooks are in some ways very much like actors; they must be fit and strong, since acting and cooking are two of… — Andre Simon Copy Share Image
Over the years, many executives have said to me with pride: 'Boy, I worked so hard last year that I didn't take… — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize the many steps that a pop-up goes through. There are a variety of "Dummies" (the sketch phase of… — Tomie dePaola Copy Share Image
“I deal with people like him a hundred times a day. They look at me and naturally assume I'm not as smart… — Francisco X. Stork Copy Share Image
I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so… — Rosalind Picard Copy Share Image
Somebody realized, hey, students are printing dummy ads and dummy news stories, why don't they really print something. So there was the… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take… — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
This is Graceland. Home of the most famous musician in the world.” “Michael Jackson lived here?” “No, dummy,” Carter said. “Elvis Presley. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Like a ventriloquist who laughs at his dummy's jokes, I keep trying to make photographs that seduce me into believing in the… — Larry Sultan Copy Share Image
When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground, I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I… — Dean Winters Copy Share Image
When I was a younger guy doing comedy, it was a big struggle. Promoters canceled me out of clubs left and right… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
For a split second, Harry thought how absurd it was for Tonks to expect the dummy to hear her talking that quietly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Back in the day, we sampled Portishead on Nocturnal, that song "Proud" we sampled Portishead. And we used to have the [Dummy]… — Sean Price Copy Share Image
Ignoring for a moment the power of the American Medical Association, we still wouldn't see a huge amount of books on neurosurgery… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
When I first became a judge on the district court, I had one lawyer who came to argue before me, and he… — Sonia Sotomayor Copy Share Image
That was one of the bravest, stupidest things you’ve ever done,” he said into my hair. “You just scared ten years off… — Jenna Black Copy Share Image
We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind! — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm not going to spit my dummy out and cry over something Roy Keane says. — Scott McTominay Copy Share Image
...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies. — Josh Quittner Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy.” — Ravindra Shukla Copy Share Image
“How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I drop styles on ears...the public bite 'em. Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write 'em. They say, "Yo… — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
![“Back in the day, we sampled Portishead on Nocturnal, that song "Proud" we sampled Portishead. And we used to have the [Dummy] album, 'cause Da Beatminerz put me onto the album. I had the album, every time I played it, I had this dude like, "Yo man." He thought I was so ill 'cause I listened to…” quote by Sean Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/718/sean-price-15251_albums_back-in-the-day-we-sampled-portishead-on_1099949.jpg)
