Audiences are far from being as dumb as some performers seem to think. — Theodore Annemann Copy Share Image
I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Children tease each other because you're short or you're tall or you're a redhead or because you're ugly or because you're smart… — Heather Wilson Copy Share Image
Republicans are relentless and they're smart, too - they're not all dumb - and on Election Day, they'll be up at five… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Even in the 1960's, look at the minority percent of those kids being raised without a father. It was around 20 percent.… — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
Poor dog! I've a strange feeling about the dumb things as if they wanted to speak, and it was a trouble to… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The Big Trump is a historic figure. The Big Trump beat 16 other people for the nomination. The Big Trump is creating… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
The bells they sound on Bredon, And still the steeples hum. "Come all to church, good people"- Oh, noisy bells, be dumb;… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
Seve Ballesteros was the best trouble-shot player who ever lived. It didn't matter how far in the woods you put that guy,… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones. — Lipman Bers Copy Share Image
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb. — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
There are no dumb male questions. There are dumb males, but not dumb male questions. — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God's creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?' — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
