“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
Its a bit cloudy in London but people are already drinking out on the streets- God Bless the pubs. — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
It is said that the offender never forgives. Certainly it is quite explicitly hard for the one in the wrong to do… — Louise Jordan Miln Copy Share Image
No matter what happens - never give up a hole…In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Your mother and I do not approve of drinking. Have you not heard of the Eighteenth Amendment?” “Prohibition? I drink to its… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
She [Eva Braun] was always complaining later on, "I know nothing that's going on." They [with Adolf Hitler] talked about other things:… — Gretl Braun Copy Share Image
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Drink water, drink tea. I find that if I drink tea I can make myself think that it's something special, because you… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
Just like Marilyn Monroe is a lot of girls' idol, that's how I feel about Dorothy Dandridge. And she any Marilyn were… — Janet Jackson Copy Share Image
What is meditation?... It is fleeing from the self, it is a short escape of the agony of being a self, it… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Ascend beyond the sickly atmosphere to a higher plane, and purify yourself by drinking as if it were ambrosia the fire that… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Drinking and partying never appealed to me in lyrics - they don't have a lot of meaning behind them. — Ava Max Copy Share Image
Over and over, we have to go back to the beginning. We should not be ashamed of this. It is good. It's… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make… — Fred Larson Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it. — Bruce Friedrich Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette… — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy. — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing Copy Share Image
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine Copy Share Image
“There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There Are Two Great Kings Who Are Ruling The World Till Now Smo-kiing Drin-Kiing — Karal Copy Share Image
Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it. — Madame de Pompadour Copy Share Image
“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted… — Kate Bernheimer Copy Share Image
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. — Pierre De Beaumarchais Copy Share Image