I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There are only three things worthwhile -- fighting, drinking, and making love. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been… — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
I get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
A wise person once wrote, “Resentment is like drinking poison and hoping the other person would die.” But the only one dying… — Debbie Ford Copy Share Image
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vic bears you no ill will. He is outside drinking the Dew of the Mountain and will be glad to see you… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
Basically, my musical life is split between raving with drugged-up kids and reading obscure 75-year-old poetry, drinking very nice red wine with… — Henrik Vibskov Copy Share Image
I was in the kitchen drinking coffee when I heard Coretta cry, "Martin, Martin, come quickly!" I put down my cup and… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
The true musician is attuned to a fairer harmony than that of the lyre... for he truly has in his own life… — Plato Copy Share Image
We, drinking love at the furthest springs, Covered with love as a covering tree, We had grown as gods, as the gods… — Algernon Charles Swinburne Copy Share Image
As a Michigan senator, I feel a special responsibility to protect the Great Lakes. They are not only a source of clean… — Debbie Stabenow Copy Share Image
Wine gives a man nothing. It neither gives him knowledge nor wit; it only animates a man, and enables him to bring… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Had a couple of drinks by myself. It was a mistake. Have I got to give up drinking, too? If I eliminate… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
One day I found out that personal history was no longer necessary for me and, like drinking, I dropped it... Little by… — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
There are fewer chemical pollutants in the air. Our drinking water is safer. Our food standards have been raised. We've cleaned up… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
There are so many ways of posturing that people associate with being a writer. They imagine you wearing a beret and drinking… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow,… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
I think Islam, for me, helped me see how similar we all are. If my views are not traditional it's because of… — Chali 2na Copy Share Image
I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the… — Randy Bachman Copy Share Image
I like drinking wine. Since I travel a lot in the league, I like to sit down with my wife and have… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
Mortifying the deeds of the body cannot be understood of the religious deeds of the body, for they are to be cherished,… — Christopher Love Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus. — Hilda Doolittle Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
In a country where half a million die every year only for drinking polluted water, it is more necessary for us to… — Imran Khan Copy Share Image
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella Copy Share Image
How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
