When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness. — Drake Copy Share Image
“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used… — Claire Dederer Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
As a fairly innocent teenager, growing up in a village in Wales, I just thought, "God, I would like to go and… — Andrew Davies Copy Share Image
Some scientists find, or so it seems, that they get their best ideas when smoking; others by drinking coffee or whisky. Thus… — Karl Popper Copy Share Image
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
You have the upmost amount of energy because you're not just having a cocktail at the end of the night. You're actually… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
More than one-half of the world's major rivers are being seriously depleted and polluted, degrading and poisoning the surrounding ecosystems, thus threatening… — Ismail Serageldin Copy Share Image
“Ever heard the phrase, 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?'" Great she wanted to get me drunk. "Ah...ever heard of underage!"… — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Here's what I think: the best author photo ever taken is the author photo of you holding your extra-large engulfing rabbit and… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
How come you like Josh so much anyway? All he does is sit around drinking overpriced coffee and bitching about how awful… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I was always the type of drug user that I had no moderation. When I was smoking and drinking, I was full… — Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
Truth is...I smoke, I drink, I starve myself, I pop pills like no tomorrow, and I cut because of all my pain,… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance. — Willie Stargell Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. — Martha Stout Copy Share Image
I wasn't taking drugs or drinking. I was working and working and working. But I wasn't writing anything. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There is drinking in lots of the songs because there is drinking in life. Drinking stimulates the imagination. — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I have learned that if this is what I am going to do, and do it well, then I have to avoid… — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
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