Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The wild stuff is all so overrated. Drinking, you don't feel good all the time. There's a lot of down, a lot… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking. — Isabelle Holland Copy Share Image
There are more old drunkards than old physicians. [Fr., Il y a plus de vieux ivrongnes qu'il y a de vieux medecins.] — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report [being raped] because they were drinking, and they feel… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day… — Trisha Goddard Copy Share Image
Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea… — Moby Copy Share Image
Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more… — Will Durant Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
To minimize my guilt at going to the pictures - to call this wanton pursuit of an effete pleasure by another name… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead… — Harris L Coulter Copy Share Image
“On the other side of the ledger stood the fact that fotitude was useless against it (liquor). Even the mightiest potsman, a… — David Wondrich Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature… — Barry Long Copy Share Image
“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Do you go see her?" "No," I said, refusing to acknowledge that I'd just seen Lissa last night. "That's not my life… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.” — Hunter S Thompson Copy Share Image
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die. — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe. — Anton du Beke Copy Share Image
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from… — Pierre Beaumarchais Copy Share Image
I don't really drink before a show. That's my only drinking rule. Especially with today's cell-phone cameras, there's no win to it. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation. — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
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