When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much. — Del Shannon Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy. But I've been drinking so much Imma call her anyway. — Drake Copy Share Image
I suppose when some people see you on TV, they expect you to be this flamboyant, champagne-drinking stud. But I'm not like… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The drinking bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone is connected to the staying out all night long. — Tracy Byrd Copy Share Image
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Now to rivulets from the mountains Point the rods of fortune-tellers; Youth perpetual dwells in fountains, Not in flasks, and casks, and… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
You can't really prepare yourself for being greeted by a dozen Klingons drinking blood wine. So, it can be a bit off-putting… — Jeri Ryan Copy Share Image
For the short-lived bloom and contracted span of brief and wretched life is fast fleeting away! While we are drinking and calling… — Juvenal Copy Share Image
Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little… — Marquis de Sade Copy Share Image
I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going… — George Montgomery Copy Share Image
I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together.… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. The old proletariat sold its labour power in order to subsist; what little leisure… — Raoul Vaneigem Copy Share Image
Why do so many young people literally die to belong to fraternities, sororities, and other college social organizations? The answer is complicated,… — Hank Nuwer Copy Share Image
“Drinking our cup is not simply adapting ourselves to a bad situation and trying to use it as well as we can.… — Henri J.M. Nouwen Copy Share Image
Well, God doesn't intervene in many of the situations we would like Him to because He would have to intervene in everything… — Gerald Coates Copy Share Image
Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“Kelley also marked 1965 as a turning point for another profound reason. That year, he discovered the work of author Ayn Rand.… — Laurence Galian Copy Share Image
Young people need compassion and guidance, not obscure mysticism. Here are some guidelines for young people: Remember that you are always your… — Ming-Dao Deng Copy Share Image
Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant.… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
Stop drinking was the best thing I've done in my entire life. I'm so happy I did that. — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
“I've drinking a Lincoln since long before anybody paid me to drive one.” — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“For he was drinking too much. Not uncontrollably nor offensively, but still he seldom seemed to have a glass out of his… — Rosamunde Pilcher Copy Share Image
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
Their love as a dragonfly, skimming over echo park, stoppin to visit the lotus. Eating dreams and drinking blue sky. — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” — Brooke Bida Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.” — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
