Drinking Quotes · Page 35

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

— Bob Hope

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

— Drew Carey

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I'm a professional at [drinking], so that's why I've never had scandals before.

— Seungri

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

— Sherman Alexie

Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.

— Rakul Preet Singh

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

— Martin Luther

It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.

— Anonymous

It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this…

— Ryan Montgomery

I wish I had the luxury of time to read and write like grad students do. That sounds pretty awesome. When I…

— Jami Attenberg

I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and…

— Mike Royer

You can't really prepare yourself for being greeted by a dozen Klingons drinking blood wine. So, it can be a bit off-putting…

— Jeri Ryan

For the short-lived bloom and contracted span of brief and wretched life is fast fleeting away! While we are drinking and calling…

— Juvenal

Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the…

— Anonymous

Now to rivulets from the mountains Point the rods of fortune-tellers; Youth perpetual dwells in fountains, Not in flasks, and casks, and…

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be…

— Chelsea Handler

The hundred-point man is one who is true to every trust; who keeps his word; who is loyal to the firm that…

— Elbert Hubbard

Additional federal studies are under way to see if any contamination reaches taps or ground water used for drinking, but the program…

— Andrew Revkin

Sipping a cup of tea, going for a morning walk, doing your work - all these small activities make up your living.…

— Rajneesh

The custom of saluting [i.e., embracing] ladies by their relatives and friends was introduced, it is said, by the early Romans, not…

— Joseph Haydn

There are two industry secrets to surviving a long day on camera on the red carpet: First, no drinking the night before…

— Ross Mathews

I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards,…

— Charles Bukowski

Beside the grand history of the glaciers and their own, the mountain streams sing the history of every avalanche or earthquake and…

— John Muir

“Those who seek true knowledge do not drink because it confuses the mind, and they do not eat meat because to do…

— Lakshmi Holmstrom

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat…

— Alex Blackwell

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

— Craig Ferguson

Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it…

— Sarah Addison Allen

My ideal night for me, personally, is watching Disney movies and drinking a glass of wine by myself in the hotel room.…

— Alexa Bliss

I've found for playing that it's generally not a good thing to be drinking.

— Hikaru Nakamura

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

— Casey Stengel

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

— Jackie Gleason

Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about.

— George W. Bush

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

— Stephen Colbert

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

— Bette Davis

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

— William Shakespeare

Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl…

— Jack Kerouac

Mom says, Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says, Love your enemy. Case Close

— Anonymous

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

— Angelo Dundee

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

— W. C. Fields

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

— Dean Martin