Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water. — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Our nature is intelligent. In fact, everything is intelligent. Intelligence for me is information. Information is intelligence. And then there is information… — Horst Rechelbacher Copy Share Image
While briskly to each patriot lip Walks eager round the inspiring flip; Delicious draught, whose pow'rs inherit The quintessence of public spirit! — John Trumbull Copy Share Image
When you sit in a café, with a lot of music in the background and a lot of projects in your head,… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.” — Mitch Ratcliffe Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether… — Michael Klaper Copy Share Image
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The word of God is a tree of life that offers us blessed fruit from each of its branches. It is like… — Ephrem the Syrian Copy Share Image
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard Copy Share Image
What would life be without art? Science prolongs life. To consist of what-eating, drinking, and sleeping? What is the good of living… — Sarah Bernhardt Copy Share Image
I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect — Shelagh Delaney Copy Share Image
Apparently, sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don’t have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Have you been drinking this morning? How did you miss me? I swear I’ve fought old women with better reflexes. (Takeshi) The… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a… — William Davis Copy Share Image
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