No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Sometimes people go into my business because they like to drink, which - that's insane. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
I've realised that, from your mid-40s, everything you eat and drink shows in your face. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of water and a lot of wine. I'm a wine drinker. Red wine, preferably. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
“I want to turn 21 as soon as possible not so that I can drink (how horrific!) but so that I can… — TheAustenAddict Copy Share Image
My father was an alcoholic. I come from a family of them, so it's genetic luck or malfunction that I've ended up… — Richard E. Grant Copy Share Image
Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
Leopards break into the temple and drink the sacrificial chalices dry; this occurs repeatedly, again and again; finally it can be reckoned… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita. — Keira Knightley Copy Share Image
I don't really drink before a show. That's my only drinking rule. Especially with today's cell-phone cameras, there's no win to it. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
A poor American feels guilty at being poor, but less guilty than an American rentier who has inherited wealth but is doing… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
The most important thing is to be healthy, to drink a lot of water, to fight gravity as much as possible. I… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
“It's nice to watch television but it's even nicer when you've got a drink in your hand,' Gregory Ratcliffe, a Birmingham shopkeeper,… — David Kynaston Copy Share Image
“Who's Johnnie Walker?" "It's a drink. For grown-ups." "Is it nice?" "Makes you drunk." "What's it like being drunk?" "Like being awake… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
But there are spirits of a yet more liberal culture, to whom no simplicity is barren. There are not only stately pines,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Drink water, drink tea. I find that if I drink tea I can make myself think that it's something special, because you… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall men lament for them,… — Bible Copy Share Image
You can have a soda every once in awhile, but don't drink a gallon of it a day. — Rick Harrison Copy Share Image
The trough was full and faithful Tray / Came out to drink one sultry day. — Heinrich Hoffman Copy Share Image
In the morning I drink a big glass of water with lemon, a pinch of baking soda and maple syrup. — Camille Rowe Copy Share Image
Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition. — Ring Lardner, Jr Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat? — Abe Lemons Copy Share Image
“Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.” — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
