It's a different thing to just be a voice. It's liberating, on one hand, because you get to show up in sweatpants… — Adrian Pasdar Copy Share Image
My best friend, Andrew Goldberg - and this is genuinely not me trying to cross-promote, but this new Netflix show I'm doing… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
We are accustomed to repeating the cliché, and to believing, that 'our most precious resource is our children.' But we have plenty… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
...a Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there. — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“What I taste, I said, reading from my page, is what I remember from my last Dorito, plus the chemicals that are… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a… — Clint Mathis Copy Share Image
Some of you may remember me as the 'Doritos Girl' from that Super Bowl commercial a while back, but I've been lucky… — Ali Landry Copy Share Image
Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Children who reach the age of eighteen with their entire skills set composed on Nintendo and eating Doritos have been neglected. Their… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos. — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday,… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
